YoJ Simpson
fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children’s happiness booster, yoj- ! sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of vitamin c! what could go wrong?!
-best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption
“hey matt i’ve neglected my vitamin c intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. what have you got for me?”
“grab a yoj simpson, greg! they’re killer!”
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