yokes


what irish people call ecstasy pills.
have you got any yokes seamus? sorry padraig, i sold my last one to fiachra.
irish street slang for the drug ecstasy
hey man have you got any yokes?
these days in ireland, a yoke refers to almost -anything-
“how do you get this f-ckin yoke to work?” – computer
“p-ss me that yoke” – pencil
“this yoke is f-ckin broken!” – dvd player
etc
irish slang for ecstasy tablets.
i swapped a bag of yokes for a horse in 1992!
dublin slang for an ecstacy tablet.
how much for a yoke?
1. thing, as in, the yoke over there.

2. ecstasy tablets
“that f-cking thing, the f-cking whatchamacallit, the yoke!”

“i took a few yokes and was off me chops for the whole night”

see also off chops
a term commonly used by the inbred farming community in mid ulster especially around magherafelt/cookstown which refers to a car or basically anything that they cannot describe accurately.
thon’s some yoke…. roughly translates as that is a very nice car you have.

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