yoko ono syndrome
yoko ono symdrome is used to describe when someone chooses to hate and vilify another person for the crime of dating a celebrity they find attractive, regardless of the m-ssive odds of that person ever getting together with said celebrity themselves. typically occurs to fans of teenage boybands.
the term comes from the m-ssive hate yoko ono received from female fans of the beatles following her relationship and marriage to john lennon.
“i’m worried about my daughter, she keeps writing blog posts about how she hates anyone dating harry styles because she wants him for herself. i think she has yoko ono syndrome.”
Read Also:
- gook toons
a term used to refer to anime. grandpa: timmy! quit watchin yer d-mn gook toons! timmy: it’s anime grandpa! and its not a cartoon! used to refer to anime grandpa: “quit watchin yer d-mn gook toons!” kid: “it’s anime grandpa! and it’s not a cartoon!”
- Alumeters
the distance one has to travel to attend a high school reunion. “i heard joe had to drive 1,800 alumeters just to get here to the reunion.” #grad alumni cl-ss reunion
- redneck tater chips
when a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. once dried out, said country boy can peel off the “chips” and eat as a nice salty snack. mm mm good! so good, makes you want to slap your […]
- Vine Language
vine language is a form of communication which closely resembles tourette syndrome, and when spoken may lead people to believe that you have some form of mental r-t-rdation. the root of this language is formed on the app vine or in vine compilation videos found elsewhere online. videos within the app only last a few […]
- Namks
the very opposite of thank you. a synonym closely -ssociated with namks, is “no thanks”. although, you’d use this term when someone does the exact opposite of what you ask them to do. “hey (sibling) can you bring me a bag of chips?” -sibling brings you a bowel of soup- “namks😒” you say.