yoko

a girl with a sniper rifle, usually with b–bs bigger than the national debt
kamina: hey simon who’s that girl with the huge t-ts?
simon: bro that’s yoko
a woman who interferes with a friendship.
generally, one male seems to love her,
and the other seems to hate her.
usually, fights occur between the two friends.
originated from the ono-lennon-mccartney conflict.
john lennon and paul mccartney had a very strong bond, yoko came along, and bam the beatles broke up. they had had building tension..but yoko ono pretty much brought on the final load.
friends script:
(david is feeding phoebe popcorn. max walks up)
phoebe: hi, max!
max: yoko. (to david) i’ve decided to go to minsk without you.
david: wow.
max: it won’t be the same- but it’ll still be minsk. happy new year. (walks off)
a person (usually female) who breaks up a group of friends or a good relationship with a person.
jesse: have you seen andrew?
cody: he’s with that yoko, april.
jenny: bitter, yet true, cody.
something that opens one’s mind to possibilties outside the outside of the box.
that idea you brought up at work was really a yoko!
or:
after i read that book i felt really yoko’d!
in verb form:
to royally screw up a band. (usually applies to a woman/man who screws up the band because she/he is scr-w-ng a band member.)

in noun form: the said band screwer-upper.
verb:
person 1: i used to like their band, what happened?
person 2: lead singer got yoko’d and it all went down hill from there.

noun:
person 1: what’s up with lead singer?
person 2: see that girl hanging off him? that’s what.
person 1: dammit yoko, stop scr-w-ng up the band!
s-xy old lady, avant-garde, punk rock, disco diva, gay diva, feminist, singer, artist, composer, crazy
“she´s a real yoko”, like, this old lady is really s-xy!
a big girl who is unattractive and unlikely to get any attention or action, unless she takes advantage of an unlucky fellow who had consumed too many alcoholic beverages. the name “yoko” derived from the famous professional wrester from the ’80s named yokozuna.
“d-mn man last night was crazy, jose hooked up with a yoko.”

“yokos need love too.”
avante garde conceptual artist who added a political, earth-loving edge to the music of a beatle she married, giving up her personal fame, until his -ssasination, when she grieved with all of us through music, and eventually re-emerged into art “in her own write”, and as his loving, loyal archivist. one who does not compromise her integrity, who loves eternally, who is a sister always.
“hang in there like yoko”
“loving him like yoko”
“strong as yoko”
“brilliant as yoko”

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