Yolanda Be Cool
a phrase derived from samuel l. jackson’s character jules in pulp fiction, generally used when a bad motherf-cker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a b-tch down.
“yolanda be cool”
jules: now yolanda, we’re not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
yolanda: you don’t hurt him.
jules: n-body’s gonna hurt anybody. we’re gonna be like three little fonzies here. and what’s fonzie like?
come on yolanda what’s fonzie like?
yolanda: cool?
jules: what?
yolanda: he’s cool.
jules: correctamundo. and that’s what we’re gonna be. we’re gonna be cool. now ringo, i’m gonna count to three, and when i count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your -ss down. but when you do it, you do it cool. ready? one… two… three.
yolanda: all right, now you let him go.
jules: yolanda, i thought you said you were gonna be cool. now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. and when i get nervous, i get scared. and when motherf-ckers get scared, that’s when motherf-ckers accidentally get shot.
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