yolked


to be in a state of extreme muscular fitness. derived from either the word “yoke”, a wooden beam placed between two testosterone -filled oxen to allow them to pull m-ssive loads or “yolk”, the yellow, protein-filled center of an egg often used as part of the diet to arrive at supreme muscular fitness.
i heard that a lot of yolked bros are switching to organic muscle milk.
being muscular cut
ll was h-lla yolked in swat.
to grow your body to m-ssive porportions.
dude!!!, that f-cker is yolked, he must be on roids!!
to work out extremely hard and get m-ssive muscles
dude were getting f-cking yolked today at the gym.
hitting the gym and working your -ss off for as long as you can in attempt to see improvement in a short period of time.
“theres a hot tub party tommorow. lets get yolked for all the babes!”
to hit some one hard or unexpextially, or to beat up
d-mn that dude throws a hard punch.
yeah man u got yolked
slang.

in a streetball game when someone get’s their shot blocked
and everyone see’s it.
1. yo yest-rday i was playin ball with dontrelle and i totally yolked em.

2. when i try to dunk over black people i always get yolked.

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