yolonda
a yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. but don’t let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her -ss like there is no tomorrow! often called yolo for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.
a yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. it is always best to keep a yolonda handy in case you find yourself in mexico or a local zumba cl-ss.
“yolo, yolo!”
girl 1: “what the h-ll was that noise?!”
girl 2: “yolonda”
girl 1: “oh, i love her! let’s take her to zumba later.”
a covert acronym meaning “you only live once, n-gg-. dat’s all.”
person a: “i failed all my cl-sses this semester.”
person b: “yolonda”
a black chick with a very large cl-t.
oh look at that yolonda!..
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