#yoloswine
a mental sickness where you have a constant urge to say #, yolo, or swag at least once a minute or altogether. symptoms include aids, microscopic p-n-s size, s-xual confusion, erectile dis-function, repet-tive masturbation, and one second -rg-sms.
guy #1: #yoloswag 2014
guy #2: shut the f-ck up
guy #1:# no yolo
guy #2: dude i think you have #yoloswine
guy #1: # oh sh-t, i seriously need some help swaaaaagggg
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