yoni pony


a tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. can refer to a d-ld-, vibrator, c-ck, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!
becky wasn’t totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by good vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
man i love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
after she was through with my yoni pony, i immediately fell asleep.
i use my yoni pony to make that p-ssy pony!

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