a stinky, hairy dog who rolls in dead rabbits and drinks from puddles.
person a: dude, your dog stinks of all the naasty!
person b: yeah, i know. she’s a total yorda.
when someone twerks, but totally shouldn’t. this can include the elderly, the obese, the drunken, and in general the unappealing sort. miley cyrus is a famous torker due to her unfortunate torkin’ event.
- strong knees
the strengthening of ones knees due to them always being on them from giving bl-wj-bs. similar to being a kiss -ss. mark: “man, carl got promoted again? he must really be a hard worker!” dave: “nah, he’s just got strong knees”
- sad eeyore
suck a d-ck eeyore: when someone is too sad or exhausted to go through with a s-xual favor, but goes through with it anyways. he cornered me outside and gave me the sad eeyore.
the best, most loyal friend you could ever have. usually a cancer in terms of astrology, and a wonderful realist. she is amazing and wonderful and you couldn’t wish for a more loyal and amazing friend. she is willing to do anything for you if she cares about you. she is beautiful and normally has […]
only the best pokémon ever. if you think that another one is better, you are wrong. p1: dude, is that a torterra p2:yeah my dude p1:ive pretty much lost already, here’s the gym badge