Yori


1) ancient j-panese translation for “s-xy beast”.

2) a word used to describe a confident, intelligent, attractive male who is straight but commonly hit on by guys. part of the notorious wolf clan ninjas he has mastered the ability to perform s-xual acts for long periods of time and is well endowed. he never travels without his munchkin sidekick while embarking on the mystical journey of becoming the ultimate guru for der sterblicher geist. when you’re with him he makes you smile, when you’re not, rest -ssured he is making another girl smile.
girl 1: i wish my boyfriend was a yori.
girl 2: then you would never leave the bedroom.

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