York County
york county is in between richmond, va and virginia beach, va and is also referred to as “the county” or “yc” by those who live there. weekend nights in the county consist of sitting at someone’s house thinking of things to do or all meeting in a parking lot (usually wawa, wendy’s, or walmart) and trying to find something to do. if there is ever a party (that consists of more than 5 people sitting on couches), it gets busted by the yc cops who have nothing better to do. in the summers pretty much all the young people in yc can be found at the ever most popular yorktown beach (which is on a river). there are 4 highschools in york county: grafton (“the rich school”), york (“the most ghetto yc school”),tabb (“the pot head school”) and bruton (which no one knows anything about since it’s pretty much in williamsburg) the weird thing is, everyone’s always b-tching because they want to “get out of the county,” but when they leave, they always wanna come back.
what’s there to do in york county tonight?
hey call john and tell him to meet us up at wawa.
(5 cars sit at wawa)
sooo….what are we gonna do tonight?
let’s meet dave at walmart and then we’ll figure it out…
yep…and it goes on like that till everyone’s tired of bullsh-tting and goes home.fun times.
york county; harleys, cows & cornfields. doesn’t get much better than that. except, maybe, when it’s 10:00pm and you’re on your way to the new sheetz. where girls clad in 5-7-9 and the deb are around every corner, while the girls that make fun of them are across the street in polo and abercrombie. the guys are convinced that they’ve slept with 70+ girls, when most of the time it’s around 7. ish. the galleria is the closest thing we have to a mall, and we get excited when the carnival comes to town. but not as excited as we will be when gretchen wilson comes to the state fair. alot of nights are spent on mysp-ce, but who gives a f-ck? we’re the sh-t, and we know it.
yo, man, york county is f-cking beat.
since york county (the “yc”) is so “bad” and “boring” why don’t we all just pack our bags and move to newport news and live below the poverty line. let’s starve to death. let’s trade in our coronas and budweisers for colt 45s and hurricane ices.
“york county sucks, let’s go to newport news.”
(meanwhile in newport news)
“hey, you wanna eat tonight? i’m hungry.”
“no let’s smoke crack!”
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