yorked

the process by which a student enrolled in any program at any level is f-cked over by a york university professor or york administration for no apparent reason, usually stemming from a lack of communication but often can have no premise whatsoever
they’re not giving me my degree certificate because i owe 50 cents to the library from a book i took out in first year. i’m getting totally yorked.
the process by which students are screwed over by administrators and student advisers for not fulfilling complicated and obtuse university cl-ss requirements.

these requirements are often absurd, often being a half-year cl-ss that is only offered every other decade and is taught on a different campus altogether, and is sometimes seen as being a cheap final cash grab from the school.

the term usually applies to university students who are attempting to finally graduate and join the real world.
my adviser told me i had all my cl-sses but when i applied to graduate, i totally got yorked. looks like it’s back to school for me.
(verb) to be yorked is reminiscent of being jacked, dooped, taken for your money, ripped off or jerked around.

(adj) yorky. when somethign is yorky it means it’s chinsey, sketchy, shady or looks/sounds.seems like a rip off. not to be confused with yorkie – a york u student.

the word partly originated from the poor academic image -ssociated with york university and a steep financial price you pay for your education there and party from the inst-tution’s seemingly random yet systematic ability to screw over its students while denying any involvement and offering no help.

york has a business-first att-tude and puts students along with their education last. it m-ss produces students like mcdonald’s does bigmacs, with the same intrinsic value.
kevin: dude, i just saw this movie and got totally yorked!

jake: dude, why would you see it? you yourself even said that the trailer looked yorky.
a thrown dessert item, usually a mint-chocolate patty, hits a male in the genital area hard enough to cause the recipient of the throw to double over in pain.
we were watching a movie, and then he just yorked his friend! right in the patties! it looked really painful…he couldn’t stand up straight for five minutes.
the process by which work related frustrations are taken out on a poor, defenseless fooseball table and those nearby.
after such a horrendous call, he decided that the fooseball table needed to be yorked but good. time to consider buying a new table…….
the process of violently thrashing a fooseball table about in an attempt to either kill your opponents or get a goal.
the table was yorked ferociously, simultaneously crushing my foot and allowing a goal for the other team.