yorkshire breakfast
when an obese female sits on an open window sill while wearing an “oversized” t-shirt, that only appears as a a normal t-shirt due to her size, and promptly displays her v-g-n- to everyone within the room. often having pubic hairs branching out in a formation similar to that of c’thun from world of warcraft.
as i was walking up my stairs, my roommate had her disgusting yorkshire breakfast out in the open.
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