Yorkshire Shampoo
when one m-st-rb-t-s violently in the shower as yorkshiremen do, opens a shampoo bottle and -j-c-l-t-s into it, mixing their -j-c-l-t- with the shampoo inside, meaning the next shower user will use the shampoo oblivious to it’s contents…
i was just wondering whether you used the top quality yorkshire shampoo
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