yort!


the garbage that gets thrown under bleachers during sporting events.
“wow stacy, there’s so much yort down here”
stage name for a songwriter/singer and musician. not well know yet, but up and coming in the music industry.
“wow did you hear the great music of yort? i can’t wait until his next alb-m.”
word of welcome or general exuberance.

also see yort-dar
1. it took all night, but the lads finally got leftover crack to say yort! on stage.

2. when craig saw micky he shouted yort! to get his attention.
a friendly call to a friend
hey yorts! come here.
an exclamation that is shouted when someone sees an ugly person. it is also used to name the ugly person.
variations of yort include: bort, mort, bart, mart, yart, jono, etc.
dude, do you see that ugly guy over there? yort!!!
jono is so ugly that everyone just calls him yort or yortface
male or female -j-c-l-t-. j-sm. sperm or v-g-n-l secretions.
after i was finished with her, the dumb cougar had yort all over her face.

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