Yospooge


the spurt of yogurt that flies out when pulling the foil top off a yoplait yogurt. without adequate protection, it is common to end up a creamy load of yospooge on your hand, clothing or even your face.
at lunch today, i forgot to cover my yoplait yogurt container with a napkin before pulling off the foil top. i wound up with yospooge running down my cheek!

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