you are not the father
if you are on the maury show, and as your head is producing a shower of sweat, to hear those words is like dodging a bullet maxtrix style. you gloat and probably dance around while that hoe breaks down in tears and runs off to the backstage area to cry harder and sometimes louder.
“in the case of 7th month old child shauna, jason, you are not the father.”
-she breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while jason does a michael jackson impersonation and yells, “the kid is not my son!!!”-
the opposite of you are the father. meaning a male is not the biological father of a child.
most often also heard on the maury show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.
unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had s-x with some of the nasty ho’s on there.
denise, a 17 year old mother of shantell, is 1000% sure elron is the father of the little girl. elron has stated ‘dat baby don’ look nutin’ like me’ and ‘dat girl iz a hoe!” while denise screams at him to ‘be a man!’ and “step up to yo’ responsibilitays!” maury holds the envelope-
“when it comes to the case of 2-year old shantell, elron…you are not the father!”
-elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls denise a hoe, sl-t, and b-tch or other similar words as she runs off crying. elron then whoops it up with the crowd while denise screams in agony
the words that every man loves to hear!
maury: i hold in my hand the results to the paternity test and…
cole: -sweating-
maury: cole you are not the father!
cole: i told you b-tch i wasn’t!
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