you bottle it
quite literally, one that bottles their own s-m-n. a recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. used as cheap throw away insult due to it’s seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it’s true meaning. often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness
other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler
unrelated origins to the uk english insult however can be used in an almost similar manner
example:
dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
dude2: ok…
dude1: bud…you f-cking bottle it
dude2: f-ck off
dude 1: but seriously….you bottle it
dude 2: i’ll f-cking kill u
3hours later while dude2 is sleeping
dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* you bottle it
dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*
example 2:
dude1: where the f-ck is dude 3, i called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
dude 1: f-cking bottler maaan.
1 hour later
dude3: yo guys what’s gucci!
dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!
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