when you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.
i got a bill from the store after i accidentally drove through the front door! the letter said you broke it, you bought it.
- canadian submarine
when you dip your d-ck in ice cold water before intercourse. dude, she screamed when i tried the canadian submarine. when you dip your d-ck in ice cold water before intercourse. she was screaming when the canadian submarine was put in.
- alexis wunderlich
giant piece of sh-t that p-sses lamar off all the f-cking time alexis wunderlich f-ck off!
- alaskan blood brothers
two guys that have fucedk the same girl dad: bro me and danny are alaskan blood brothers now
there aren’t any definitions for olowatowoju yet. can you define it?
- cam carrey
s-x god cam carrey is a s-x good