you called?
witty (or smart-ss) response to when someone calls out for god, jesus, or other holy figures or deities. often used to stiffle someone else’s overreaction, while also serving as shameless self-promtion into holiness or godhood.
can bee seen as the quicker and less patronizing version of the “don’t call me that in public!” response.
(after witnessing an indescribable mess)
friend: jesus christ…
me: you called? -smug face-
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