you don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground
“you don’t know your -ss from a hole in the ground.” ill-strate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. now ask which is your -ss and which is the hole in the ground. subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.
after listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, “you don’t know your -ss from a hole in the ground.”
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