You don’t say?
really?
– hey, did you hear? jack got aids!
– you don’t say?
no sh-t
“your going to have a baby??” “you dont say.”
literally speaking it is just another way of saying a very commonly and aptly used phrase “no sh-t”. it is when stating the blatant obvious and saying it as if it was just thought of on the spot. it is used to show distaste in a rather sarcastic and underhanded way and if said properly can be funny to no ends.
a master of this would be christoffer!!
person 1- sir i dont think the bomb exploded
person 2- what gave that away, the lack of noise? or the lack of mushroom? or the lack of the afterwave?
person3- it was the no mushroom for me.
person4- you don’t say!!!
at an airport gate waiting to be let into the flight
person 1- so dude we are going on gate number 15 rite?
person 2- oh yeah so lets join the queue for gate 15.
after reaching the near end of the line
person 3- i think we have reached our gate
person 1 and 2- you don’t say!!
an expression which appears in rage comics as a cartoonized version of nicolas cage. the phrase is a response to anything obvious and functions the same as “no sh-t, sherlock” and “thank you captain obvious”.
some guy: i’ll tell you a big fact.
me: and… what is it?
that very guy: stars don’t blink! it’s the atmosphere that makes stars look like if they blink!
me: you don’t say?
used to express sarcasm when someone states the obvious, or states a fact that has been delivered like a second ago
fat man:dude, i think i have become fat
dude:you don’t say
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