You gotta be fucking kidding me
the first thought that comes in the head of an emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the e.r. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cuc-mber broken off up in her tw-t is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.
thought: “oh . . . you gotta be f-cking kidding me”
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