you had me at hell no
a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection ‘a fight’
douche: so can i have your number?
hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea
douche: so you wanna call me instead?
hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???
douche: well you had me at h-ll no
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