You know what I find funny?
if your girlfriend tells you this…. just run. you do not wanna find out what’s funny. just turn off your phone, pack your bags, call a taxi, take a flight and leave the country.
girl: good morning babe
boy: good morning beautiful
girl: hey babe, who’s that girl that liked your instagram post?
boy : oh, that’s just a friend babe
girl: you know what i find funny?
boy: …… -turns off phone, packs bag, calls taxi, takes a flight, leaves the country.
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