You make my software into hardware
a nerdy pick up line that tells someone they are s-xually aroused upon seeing them. it’s a nerdy b-n-r. normally used when a nerd sees an incredibly hot sl-t (because all nerds go for sl-ts)
your p-n-s becoming from a device that is within the interior of the computer, to a device that can be inserted into any computer. they are not however, immune to virus (atleast not until the id-ck comes out.)
incredibly hot sl-tty b-tch: “my computer isn’t working”
nerd: “why?”
incredibly hot sl-tty b-tch: “it says i need to insert some hardware into my mainframe in order to update the software on this computer.”
nerd: “well i can help you with that”
incredibly hot sl-tty b-tch: “you have the right hardware?”
nerd: “you make my software into hardware”
incredibly hot sl-tty b-tch: “like, what???”
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