you shit me
what you say when you hear something from someone that you don’t beleive. something unthinkable is being explained, your response. reciprocated more often than not with “i sh-t you not”.
p1: dude, you guys got to meet samuel l jackson? your sh-tting me!
p2: i sh-t you not dude! i shook the motherf-cker’s hand!
you must be joking, i cannot believe you, i think you are lying
you slept with that b-tch last night? you sh-t me.
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