You wanna know how I know your gay?


used to make someone aware that they are about to be told why they are gay. used several times in a popular movie starring steve carrell called 40 year old virgin
bob: you wanna know how i know your gay?
callum: how?
bob: because you got a tent when playing rugby in sports lessons . . .

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