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an expression used to challenge a person to commit an action.

appropriate responses are as follows:
in agreement to do the action = “who won’t?”
not in agreement to do the action = “you right”
absolutely not in agreement to do the action = “are you dumb?”
to counter challenge = “you won’t!”
when used in an overly serious manor “you won’t” may be interchangeable with “you will not!”
warning: increased use of alcohol can and will cause excessive repet-tion.
person 1: “you won’t do jam and night.” person 2: “who won’t?! you won’t!”
an expression used to challenge a person to commit an action through basic reverse psychology.
>>go to the office benny!
>>> f-ck you najera!
>sock him benny! you wont!
to challenge someone with a dare indirectly instead of saying i dare you.

it can also be used to challenge someones standards of themselves.
you: yo joe, you see that girl over there? you wont.
joe: watch me

someone spills pepper in their drink
you: you wont
he/she: no thats gross, im not drinking pepper
the act of saying the phrase “you won’t!” after someone announces they’re going to do something. generally used to be funny, and/or taunt the individual.
i’m gonna beat yo -ss bro.
“you won’t!”
the act of repeating “you wont” when a friend or colleague says that they are going to do something swift or risky
person 1 : man this teacher is p-ssing me off, one more time and im gonna houdini her -ss

person 2 : you wont, you wont

person 1: bro, if you dont shutup im gonna mushroom slap you

person 2 : you wont trick, you wont
used as a dare to make people do stuff and p-ss them off.
its the best saying ever…but mostly used by remi.
but if you say it to any of us we will all do it cause we are f-cking awesome like that.!!
“were gonna dump this bucket on you”
” you wont”
“say i wont”
“you wont”
splashhhh
whenever someone says they’ll do something, someone else comes back with “you won’t!” it’s almost like a dare. if the person does said thing, the “you won’t”-er usually comes back with something like “ok, so maybe you will.”
commonly used by the surf-b-m kids who pioneered such gems of slang like “dude” and “sweet”.
person1: man, every time my math teacher gives me homework, i want to pull a columbine on her!

person2: you won’t!

(person1 does. person2 is arrested as an accessory.)

~or~

chemistry teacher: now, hydrogen gas explodes very easily. i could show you a demonstration, but i don’t have time.

pyromaniac cl-ss: you won’t! you won’t!

chemistry teacher: well, i guess we could squeeze it in…

cl-ss: yay!!!

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