youch

an exclamation used to sympathize with someone who had just gone through something both painful and shocking. a combination of the words “yikes” and “ouch.”
kate: “my live-in commitment-phobic boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me, and 6 months later got married to some girl he just met.”

amy: “youch!”
what you say when you hit your big toe with a sledgehammer while trying to decapitate a mole that just popped up in your lawn.
youch!!! omfg that hurt like a mfer! i’ll get you yet mr. mole!
where’s my blowtorch?!?
1. noun: someone, usually a guy, who uses and abuses a friendship and hospitality and yet somehow, maintains friend status.

a youch may crash on your couch, f-ck your girlfriend and wear and ruin your clothes, etc.), but you’ll still find yourself hanging out as drinking buddies on friday night.

2. verb: to be a youch, the act of youching (see explanation above).
“i don’t know how he can hang out with those guys constantly. they’re all a bunch of youches.”

“that guy has been youching him for years and they’re still friends. talk about enabling.”
noun: a huge flab of flubber/fat on a huge person. it is all wiggly and flappy and floppy. often, you can lose things under or in it, including your clothes.
“who let the youch out?”

“my youch doesn’t fit under my shirt anymore since i ate that whole cake!”
when a fat man gets his pants pulled down to the ground, but he’s so fat that you cant even see his d-ck because his flab covers everything. so really its just a fat mans d-ck.
who let the youch out??
to be down or cool.
i can’t help but to starts but girl you are so youch.