you’ll have that
a phrase of southern origin which can be used interchangeably with phrases like “that’s life” or “sh-t happens.”
my dog just got run over!
well you’ll have that.
something you say after something happens… could be just about anything that would normally happen…especially potent in sh-tty situations… another way of saying…”ya.. that’ll happen…”, “sh-t happens” etc… except way cooler….
1.) chic#1: “d-mn, dude i went out last night, got crunked, and ended up puking.”
chic#2: “ya…you’ll have that.”
2.) “d-mnit, i just washed my car, and now a bird p–ped all over it!!!”
“ya.. youll have that dude”
3.) f-ck, i banged this dude cause i thought he was hot and now he’s being all annoying and stalkerish and wont leave me alone!!”
“d’oh, youll have that!”
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