Youngstown Dry Rub
a voluntary s-x act particularly popular between cellmates in the ohio state penitentiary, youngstown, ohio. the term has since been disseminated into the local heteros-xual community, although it is simply a new name for an old act.
the youngstown dry rub is where a p-ssive partner lies face down on a flat surface, and the dominant partner straddles him/her. without penetration, the dominant partner rubs his p-n-s between the b-ttocks of the p-ssive partner, until the desired relief is obtained. as stated, this act is popular in prison, and also has varying levels of popularity as a high school “charity f-ck”, a relatively common payoff of female ysu students to male ysu students for help cramming for exams, or between married couples as a way to stall the husband when the wife can’t be bothered.
“thanks so much for writing my paper! look, it’s midnight and i have to go home. can i let you give me a youngstown dry rub, and i’ll see you monday?”
“i can’t believe it. i took her to carabba’s for dinner, the lemon grove for drinks and a poetry slam, and all i got was a youngstown dry rub and she shook my hand goodnight!”
“honey, wake up! it’s my birthday!” “sorry i fell asleep….gimme a youngstown dry rub and get me up at 5, i’ll try to make it worth your while…zzzzzzz….”
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