your ass hurts
expression used to display one’s disbelief in another’s statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.
tom: dude, i hooked up with carmen electra last night.
billy: your -ss hurts!
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gina: do you think i could borrow $500?
amanda: your -ss hurts!
a term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as “i don’t believe you” or “whatever”.
“where’s shirley?”
“i don’t know, i haven’t seen her.”
“your -ss hurts! i saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!”
(message on atm screen) “please enter your correct pin.”
“i did enter my correct pin! your -ss hurts!”
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- your ass is grass and you can call me john deere
redneck way of saying “i’m gonna kick your -ss” bubba if you touch my momma again, your -ss is gr-ss and you can call me john deere!
- your ass is late to class
the bell that rings rough six minutes after the get your -ss to cl-ss bell, signyfing you are late to cl-ss. ah, sh-t! that’s the your -ss is late to cl-ss bell
- your ass kizzled
you -ss kicked you -ss knocked out
- Your Aunt Sally
the next, next, next level of the your mum, your face jokes. the ultimate trump. it means a win no matter what… person 1: you suck person 2: your face sucks person 1: your mum sucks person 2: your mum’s face sucks person 1: your aunt sally sucks person 2: i don’t have an aunt […]