your dick a toothpick


a phrase worse than your family tree lgbt you will destroy the universe
robby: ur mom g-y
dan: your dad lesbian
robby: your granny tranny
dan: your pappy trappy
robby: your sister a mister
dan: your family tree lgbt
robby: your d-ck a toothpick
*dan c-ms to the point where he drowns in it*

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