Your keyboard to God’s screen
variation on “your lips to g-ds ears” – may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the divine, and then brought to fruition. another way to say, “boy, i sure hope so!”
“it’s like 1989 all over again, in iran.”
“your keyboard to g-d’s screen.”
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- your kids
when someone is too old to be insulted by “yo mama”, simply give them “yo kids”. this sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter. girlfriend’s dad: i’m gonna ream yo -ss! gumba: your daughter! last tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping! gfd: aaaaaarrrrrggghhhh! diiiee!
- your knee
the final and ultimate insult in a string of insults consisting of your mom, your face, and your mom’s face. pirate: you’re dumb. ninja: your mom is dumb. pirate: your face is dumb. ninja: your mom’s face is dumb. pirate: your knee is dumb! ninja: …! -cries like a featherweight crybaby-
- Your Knees Are Red
telling someone that you suck at something. also used as a s-xual reference to a bl-wj-b (oral s-x). 1) “i’m joining the basketball team” “dude, your knees are red, you won’t make it” 2)”hey whose that pretty girl over there?” “who? kim? her knees are red from so many guys she’s given head to.”
- your last day on earth
your last day on earth; i better not wake up with p–p on my chest. if i p-ss out and wake up with a “boston pancake” that will be your last day on earth.
- your life
a short time around 75 years where you can do stuff. many people think their life sucks and its unfair and so on and thats true, but if you think about it, it doesnt matter because: life is just like a game you have been forced to play. good for you if things are nice […]