Your mama ain’t got no socks
a musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase “your mama.”
original:
your mama ain’t got no socks
a ding-dong
i saw her when she took ’em off
a ding-dong
your mama ain’t got no socks
a ding-dong
i saw her when she took ’em off
chrous:
a ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
a ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
a ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
a ding-dong
examples of variations:
your mama ain’t got no schl-ng
a ding-dong
if she did, that’d just be wrong
a ding-dong
your mama ain’t got no schl-ng
a-ding-dong
if she did, she wouldn’t be your mom
(chorus)
your mama is so d-mn fat
a ding-dong
smells worse than an old dead rat
a ding-dong
your mama is so d-mn fat
a ding-dong
can’t believe your dad hits that
(chorus)
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