your mom jokes
totally stupid jokes that begin with “your mom/momma is so…” then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid -ssholes who act several years younger than they really are
idiot: your mom’s so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said ‘ding dong’!! ha ha ha
mature person: right back at ya, fat -ss!
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- your momma's hood
what my roomate says everytime i say “where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?” the reply is meant to get under one’s skin. your momma’s hood buddy: friend, its your special night where do you want to eat friend? friend: umm, i don’t know, oh how about your momma’s hood?
- your momma's pants
where i live in i live in your momma’s pants
- your mommas penis
it is big . . . . .and u sniff her nuts v-g-n- sweat
- your momma's pussy
a term used when an individual says something and is unheard by another, or when one wants to embar-ss an individual kid 1: yo man you know what’s for lunch? kid 2: your momma’s p-ssy n-gg- kid 1: (kills self) jobber 1: yo man you tryin to go to taco bell? jobber 2: where? jobber […]