your mom
a nice lady.
your mom just made us cookies!
that’s not what your mom said last night!
what u say in responce to any question
your mom : so what did u do today?
you : your mom
jen: so what r we doin 2day in french?
me: your mom!
an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience’s maternal figure.
normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.
x: that is one very fat farm animal.
y: you’re a fat farm animal.
x: i’ll show you a fat farm animal.
y: your mom is a fat farm animal.
a phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or p-ss someone off. highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.
important guy: “mr. smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?”
you: about as long as your mom
the way to answer a question when you’re bored.
“timmy, what is the world’s largest continent?”
“your mom.”
——–
“hey, what are you doing this weekend?”
“your mom.”
——-
“hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-s-xual comments about?”
“your mom.”
the thing annoying r-t-rds say when they think they’re cool, or what they say when they don’t feel like answering a question (usually followed by a high pitched voice screaming ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
guy: duuuuude, hahahahaha, i watched a movie
guy#2: i watched your mom
dude: what’d u have for lunch
dude#2: your mom!!!!
random dude: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1.an insult
2.an answer to any question,
3.my alter-ego on the internet.
4.best type of joke/insult ever.
also used for yelling at people on tv when they ask obvious questions.
1.
random person: that bag is ugly.
me: your mom is ugly.
2.
random person:what is that thing on your face?
me:your mom.
3.
internet person: who are you?
me: your mom.
4.
your mom is so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
term used when you can’t think of anything else to say. usually funny, although some people find it offenesive. it usually doesn’t make any sense.
bob: what are you doing?
fred: your mom.
idiotic random guy: snaaap!
bob: …and what do you have to say to that fred?
fred: uhhh…your mom!
bob: what are you doing?
fred: your mom! -snickers-
bob: dude, that’s getting old.
fred: oh yeah, so is your mom.
bob: …
idiotic random guy: oohhh! you’ve just been told!!
me: your mom goes to college.
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