[your mothers an astronaut]
‘astronaut’ = his mom was a sp-ced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f—ed/messed up.
made famous, however not originated by, the movie “white men can’t jump.”
~”if you could count you’d be an astronaut”
-“hey gary “your mothers an astronaut”
~”leave my momma outta this”
-“me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin’ your all f—ed up”
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