Your Mothers Dick
if you searched this (like i did) than ur a freak like me. and you need to get laid….bad, because u havent been laid in a year. and now your p-n-s is crusting because u cant get laid and u m-st-rb-t-, and now u have to go see the doctor because the c-m crust wont come off. haha i mean really find a prost-tute in an alley or something cause thats just f-cked up. i mean sure they smell like vomit and whiskey but thats okay because i like that smell i mean yum i love vomit so yeah f-ck something even your cat i mean for real
your mothers d-ck is hairy.
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