your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak


expression. used in subst-tution for the popular response “cool story bro” first described in forums online. this expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie “kung pow.” this famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the “chosen one” and master tang.
john “man i don’t feel so well i think i broke my leg”

jack” your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak”

john” f-ck u man”

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