when the condom breaks inside the woman
yo i was f-cking my girl and she’s said “your thermos exploded” .
- doge style
similar to doggy style, but you have a laptop in front of you so you can check out some meme’s dude, me and kate did it doge style last night.
finding out there is still a large amount of work to be done when you thought you were finished. josh: oh, it’s 4:15 and there’s no work left! we should be out of here by 5 for sure! paul: just watch out, we’re gonna get vera’d any second now. vera: (walks out not 5 minutes […]
a person who gets angry when they can’t make it to the gym for a workout. similar to one who gets hangry when they are hungry. man i need to workout today i’m becoming gymgry!!
- bosnia sniper fire
glorified, made up story to make you sound courageous. we were under bosnia sniper fire when we landed. we had to duck down and run to our cars.
- radioactive queef
much like a normal queef , but with a rotten quality that will make your hair fall out. did you see joe shaved his head? no, are you sure brenda didn’t let out a radioactive queef?