You’re Holding It Wrong
1. steve job’s joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iphone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.
2. a condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.
3. a sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can’t get something to work.
4. an corporation’s attempt at consumer socialism.
friend 1: “ah man, my phone dropped another call. what is this bs!”
friend 2: “you’re holding it wrong.”
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