You’re not that real


a phrase commonly uttered by tools.
paul: i’m going to hit you, you tool.
sean: you’re not that real.
paul hits sean
a phrase responding to someone’s ridiculous threat or claim in which they will do something “shocking”
john- “i’m so mad at that cop, i’m gonna roundhouse kick him in the face”

bob- “you won’t do it! you’re not that real!”

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