Yourmomism
the belief that everything was created by your mom.
… she got around.
yourmomism:
finally, an explanation.
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something you say to a person , to which you are speaking. it means your mother has fat thighs and v-g-n-, therefore everything it that vicinity gets squished together. creating a v-g-n-/thigh area that looks like an onion would if you cut out a small slice from one side. good example: your mother’s onion was […]
- Your Mother's Stank Vagina
man this sh-t f-cking stinks!!!!!! oh god, who the f-ck farted
- Your Mothers Twappas
the long dangly things between your mothers legs. lee: where were you last night ryan? ryan: ehh, i was playing with your mothers twappas
- Your mother sucks cocks in hell
the task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in h-ll to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night. a quote from the movie ‘the exorcist’ (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in h-ll and spends her time sucking c-cks there. hey man i got […]
- your mother touched me
the action of someones mother touching you guy 1: dude you know what your mom did guy 2: what guy 1: your mother touched me guy 2: grose