youthful glow
that bright eyes and bushy tailed look that women between the ages of 18-24 have. after that, they begin a steep downhill descent into a vicious cycle of aging that cannot be reversed. their sell by date has p-ssed. basically not worth your time unless you are horribly disfigured or on that extreme poverty time.
“hey dave man, did you end up choking up with that sloot you met on tinder?”
“nah, boyo, her youthful glow was gone and i wasn’t drunk enough.”
“f-king lmao brah, her tour is over.”
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