You’ve Been Pimped
when a person uses other people to knowingly just freak other people out.
i was called into the office by my 2 bosses and i stormed in there all p-ssed off and ready to wrestle. i started yelling and swearing and pounding on things, letting my freak flag fly waaaay high!…….i then retreated from their office into a room of 25 disbelieving people who probably thought i was going on permanent unemployment. ha! it was staged!!! us three had planned the whole thing to freak you all right the freak out!! you’ve been pimped!! aaaaand youuuur welllllllcome! ha! ;-)p
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