you’ve got to be shitting me
a different way to say “you’ve got to be kidding me.” or “you’re pulling my leg.”
a phrase of disbelief.
usually used in a playful manner.
example 1: (playful)
man: i have a double rainbow shirt.
woman: you’ve got to be sh-tting me!
man: nah! totally got one!
woman: no f-cking way.
man: way.
example 2: (serious)
man 1: i was waiting around to be picked up for three d-mn hours.
man 2: dude… you’ve got to be sh-tting me.
man 1: f-ckin serious, man.
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