YP
short for “yes please”
eliza: would you like some nutella and peanut b-tter thinly spread on a tortilla with a gl-ss of milk and male strippers?
alene: yp.
“your problem’
not your concern
your friend calls you in the middle of the night and has just ran out of gas. your response is “sounds like a yp to me!”
young potential. a girl who it is legal to have s-xual intercourse with but morally wrong. the potential is there, just lacking a few years of age from yours.
‘ohhh spot of yp’ -dad is unaware of the p-ssing comment-
“yield protection”; used to explain the effect seen in some college or graduate admissions departments where an applicant with extremely good credentials will be rejected or waitlisted, while seemingly less-qualified individuals will be presumptively accepted.
the theory is that by rejecting or waitlisting such applicants, the school’s selectivity ranking is protected, and its us news and world report ranking may be enhanced.
a: “i applied to a ttt but got rejected! but i was accepted to harvard!”
b: “what were your numbers?”
a: “my lsat was 178, gpa was 3.9.”
b: “you got hit by yp, dude.”
the opposite of np for “no problem” in chat, text-messaging and im shorthand. “yp” means “yes problem” and indicates annoyance at a request.
text message: help me move this afternoon?
reply: yp
meaning; young p-ssy
girls that are of legal age of consent but happen to be anywhere from a year to several years younger than you
“man, that party was poppin’ with the yp!!!”
young professional, usually a recent college graduate with a well paying job.
guy 1 – there were a ton of babes at the bar last night
guy 2 – did you notice all the yps? the girls could smell the money on them.
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